Wednesday, June 3, 2026

be employed song



Am I a loser, LinkedIn abuser

My education turned out trash 

I might be funny, but I’ve been crying 

I’ve been rejected a hard hat 


My account’s sinking 

I should start drinking

But  I’m building my castle 

in Spain from resumes

Thanks for applying 

We’ve been trying 

To look at it, it didn't work 

We’ve got too many, wish you success


Am I a loser, LinkedIn abuser

My education turned out trash 

I might be funny, but I’ve been crying 

I’ve been rejected a hard hat 


Should I be chilling, or do even more? 

I’m fighting daily ATS wars

It might be silly, but I’ve been feeling 

Like it stripped my self-worth 

You might be thinking 

Why is she missing every boat

Why don’t you trust me 

I don’t need your rushing

I would take any port in that storm